Haha! You get it!
The Globe and Mail in a, probably, paid advertisement sort of thing, have partnered with Harper Collins to showcase some great old short stories. They just so happen to coincide with some short story collections of famous writers that Harper has started printing.
Tolstoy is up to bat. David Bezmozgis is on deck.
The story will take you five minutes to read. Ten minutes, tops, or your money back.
Ha! See, that was another one. I am on fire today. Must be the sleep deprivation.